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Viking Nursery Rhymes Part III
Continued from Part I and Part II ************************************** I’m a scary Viking, strong and stout. Here is my sword, it’s got a lot of clout. When I’m off to battle, there will be no doubt....
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Berserk! Goes the Weasel!
All around the Skull-berry bush, The Viking chased the Weasel. The Viking thought ’twas fun until BERSERK! Went the Weasel! A Kroner for a loaf of bread Some hearty grog and cheese, well… That’s the...
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Krûll the Greater
Krûll the Greater, Pumpkin-hater. Told his wife “I’ll be back later.” Then found himself a pumpkin shell And kicked it all to living hell. Filed under: Those Vikings...
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Vikings Versus Ninjas
In the final match of the Pan-Asian-Nordic Warrior games, it was the Vikings versus the Ninjas. “Try to keep the kills clean”, said the referee, “…and no disemboweling below the belt.”. The Ninjas...
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Viking Warehouse Clearance Sale!
VIKING DONUTS Are you Norseman enough to eat these? Comes in three flavours: Armour-plated, Spiked-Mace Crûller, and Molten-Lead Filled (with sprinkles). Price: 5 bronze pieces a dozen. a WEEK-OLD...
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The Viking Approach to Life
Some people will permit their children to play dodgeball, but only after putting on safety glasses, a helmet, and bubble-wrap. a Vikings will encourage their kids to go outside and “play with something...
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If Large Corporations Were Run By Vikings
Meetings would not be allowed to drag on past their alloted time. aa Cafeterias would be heavily subsidized, with a heavy emphasis on roast animal. aa Profanity would not be tolerated..it would be...
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Viking Children, Versus Those Who Are Not.
Most children are taught the three R’s: Viking children are taught the 3 P’s. a a Most children need to be told to put a helmet on before riding their bike. Viking Children need to be told to wear a...
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Viking Nursery Rhymes Updated
Earlier this year, I posted my Viking Nursery Rhymes. But those were just quick sketches. Now I’m in the process of redrawing and improving them, to eventually put into a book. Here are the latest....
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